unruhen:

me comforting others

(via damn-funny)

elleshellsbells:

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

Are you cosplaying hamlet?

(via damn-funny)

prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

(via refrigeratorlord)

qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 

(via dotheshimmytimmy)

cashier: do you want the receipt?
me: yas bitch tell me everything

wrcraft:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all, it’s more like fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(via robertdenigro)

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

image

(via inactiveblogger)

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(via dotheshimmytimmy)

british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
THEME BY CYBERSITY